Happy Thanksgiving!

On this day we celebrate the coming together of imperialistic religious zealots and indigenous peoples, and how that worked out nicely for everyone.

We also celebrate everyone's hard work in the fields during this past growing season, and give thanks for the bountiful harvest that we have all labored so tirelessly to produce.

Finally, we rejoice in the successful staging of a massive performed advertisement for a lucrative corporation.

God bless us.